[COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! 8: We only go. MORNING. Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez @johndavids_635 Kids cough like this but you wanna open up schools???? some parenting moments NO ONE can prepare you for, like the day your adorable baby runs to your arms and says mommy I have to show you something so special to me! and she leads you to the bathroom and unveils her incredibly special and disturbingly gigantic mound of poop. But you cant have both. My 9YO is half way done sharing her dream which she started narrating last Monday. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Spring Break is simply a preview of what's to come after Memorial Day. DON'T. It was so cute that he thought it was for him. My girls made plans to go out to eat at a pretend restaurant, and my 5yo showed up with her baby. Before kids: *Slow sips of wine in the bath*After kids: *Rage drinking morning coffee in the shower*, My friend said she couldnt wait to have kids so I went right over, turned on Cocomelon and hid the remote. Like exhaustation. This baby in the mirror is real trouble. I thought my 2yo would be ok w the new Cars show even though I heard it was a bit scary bc he loves Cars & has never been scared of TV but we watched the haunted house ep, he was completely silent and then at the end said I dont want to watch TV anymore Did I break him?? 6 Amazon travel essentials for your next getaway, starting at $12. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Politics Joe Biden Congress Extremism Elections 2022 1. I dont buy tupperware containers, I steal them from my parents house like an adult, 4yo, crying hot tears of frustration into her waffle: "I. Tried to help my 9yo with math homework and decided Id be more successful baptizing a cat. , Excellent news! Janene #1 Ouch! My husband and son are farting on one another. Call me old-fashioned but I dont need my refrigerator to be connected to Wi-Fi. We just need to figure out what to do with the other one now, My kid made me a gift and then sternly warned me dont lose it, I want to put it on your body when youre dead, so I have that to look forward to. I just want to believe in anything as much as my 5yo, who after seeing 1/16 of an inch of snow outside, now believes Christmas is coming in February. Talking about whether shell get married some day and my 11 y/o daughter said she probably would so a puppy can bring the rings down the aisle on his back and this is already a better reason than many of my friends had for getting married. Have a good weekend everybody! By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. My 7yo, "I wanted to go out to eat with you! Played tag at an empty park with my 7 year old daughter and as she ran away from me screaming, I thought wow, this looks like a kidnapping. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Wait, you might be asking yourself, are parents really funny? To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. The road to parental sanity is paved with all of the things you swore you'd never do if you ever have kids of your own. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids. Janene #1 Ok, that's adorable My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. My daughter has decided she now eats dark chocolate, the one treat I never had to hide because I was the only one in the house who liked it. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. AGAIN. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 10-16) "'I better not shout, I better not cry,' I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time." By Caroline Bologna Dec 16, 2022, 02:44 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Wait, what color is the fence? 09:21 AM - 29 Apr. Bragged about my solo parenting skills yesterday so today the balance was set right and while I was having a shower my toddler found my husbands electric razor and shaved a chunk of her hair off. Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas.Neighbor: Nice. Oh look, its the time of night when I make all the wrong dietary choices. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Janene #1 Why is this so true Get your kid a hamper so they have something to throw their dirty clothes near. ". So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. All 7 minutes of it. Took my kids to a KISS concert last night, where my son kept complaining about the smelly feet of the group sitting next to us who decided to go barefoot.In unrelated news, my son doesn't know what weed smells like. I'd be happy with 10 pounds! Tomorrows dress up day for my kids school is throwback to the 2000s. Pardon me while I go grab my walker. 3 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. ", I never really appreciated being able to just easily bend down and pick up things when I was younger, The 5yo lost one of her toys and was looking all over the house and I finally found it and brought it up to her room and said whos the best mommy in the world? and that kid looked me dead in the eye and said grandma., Parenting tip: never, ever move the car seat. This what I see when I walked in. 20 Funny Tweets From Women Whose Husbands Are in the Dog House, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week. Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Wtf I fell in love and now I gotta. So anyway, he's my new therapist. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 31-Jan. 6) "My husband's version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' from the couch." By Caroline Bologna Jan 6, 2023, 04:27 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Main Menu. 5 min read. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! If you wear it every day and then take even one day off, everyone thinks youre dying. This is exactly why I wanted chips! unless theres ice cream later. How do I get my child to stop playing with my belly fat in public? pic.twitter.com/ATTTKhNeOq. For an optimal experience visit our site on another browser. These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. I got-Me: I know. pic.twitter.com/fCE3Wkp1XS, Nothing like your child waking you up in the night because her stuffed unicorn is looking at her funny. Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) January 15, 2022. was playing "restaurant" with my five year old and she was confused why the waiter isn't the person waiting for food and well. Because shes in the livingroom. My 7YO said she cant go to school cause her tummy hurts, and the only thing which will make her feel better is playing Roblox. My kids knew that. Feels like the solution is to leave her in the woods. 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. She mortifies her four children by knowing all the trending songs on TikTok. pic.twitter.com/OKw7fXDuXc, Me *overhearing my neighbor's 3 yr old daughter having a mega tantrum: So glad I'm past the toddler years Teen: Screams, slams their bedroom door, storms off down the stairs and screams one more timeAlso Me: The irony of this moment is not lost on me, Picked up my 6 yo from a play date and the first thing he said as we got in the car was THEY ARE DEFINITELY RICHER THAN WE ARE!!. My 4yo pronounces peanut butter as "peed-a-butter" and that is now how that is pronounced from here on in, and I will not be taking questions on the matter. They started fighting. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Jan. 14-20) "My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere." By Caroline Bologna Jan 20, 2023, 10:57 AM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2023. It's too late to impress them. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. My toxic trait is I want to work out once and lose 100 lbs. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! WAIT, IS A WOLF GOING TO EAT THEM? 13-year-old with cerebral palsy is on a mission to inspire others. Wife: *Gives me her password to log into one of her accounts*Me: Nice work with picking a random password.Wife: Its our anniversary. You will need it in some years when your son is the most annoying person you know in the world", I asked my daughter to clean the bathroom and she yelled BUT I JUST CLEANED IT TWO DAYS AGO so shes ready for adulthood, My 7 yr old now ends sentences with bada-bing and all of a sudden his outfits all feature a silk tie with matching pocket square. When you find something fun and exciting for them to do, they also get bored. Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! Some highlights:"Remember that feeling of complete love that you get when you hold your baby. Dropped something off for my son and a kid in his class looked at me and then turned to my son and said my mom doesnt have eyebrows like your mom. [After dropping a container of blueberries all over the floor] 8 y/o: See! Last night at dinner my 6 year-old asked me what the most dangerous shark was and I said 'The Loan Shark' so naturally I received an email from his teacher this morning. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Last night I heard her muttering to herself he should be asleep, its bedtime!, I live closer to my sons school now. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. ". Because shes in the livingroom. Nothing is sacred. I cannot possibly leave without my emotional support toothpick but I dont know where it is. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. 5 year old: can you breathe on the moon?me: no, there's no oxygen5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?me: then yes5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?me: then no5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?me: is someone paying you to do this? The Charmin' Carmen (@Charmin_Carmen) January 11, 2023. My 5yo asked my 9yo if he was eating spaghetti. One thing older parents always say to new parents when you have a baby is you dont need a lot of stuff! and Im here to tell you this is wrong. My wife and I are currently in the longest "you do it" toilet paper game ever played. My pregnant wife asked for an Oreo so I brought her a single Oreo. Janene #1 You better believe it This girl should I compile all the selfies she takes in my phone and gift them to her when shes older pic.twitter.com/xQw6prGwtz, Daughter found out her teachers aide moved in nearby and she has been glued to the window watching his house. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. I feel like Ive really grown as a person already this year. And a sudden urge to eat crackers and chicken nuggets! Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. I know my 4yo found the gallon of ice cream I bought because I heard him yell across the house YES WE GOT A FULL TANK OF ICE CREAM!!. Parenting means not saying anything when your kid squirts half a bottle of dish soap onto the sponge to wash one dish because its rare and you dont want to scare them away. Kids are terrifying. It's finally March, and you know what that means? Whenever my kid is about to do something hes not supposed to he says, dont look at me, and thats how I know hes not cut out for a life of crime. My 8yo keeps referring to the Statue of Puberty instead of the Statue of Liberty, and I'll never call it anything else ever again. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Like obviously the answer is yes. Allison Slater Tate is a freelance writer and editor in Florida specializing in parenting and college admissions. If you ever feel like your kindergarteners questions are not overstimulating you enough, chaperoning a field trip with your child and 22 other kindergarteners might be right for you. The 20 Funniest Tweets from Parents this Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! My parenting style can best be described as whatever works in the moment, My kids think the LMFAO song is Im 16 and I know it, so now theyre singing it but swapping in their own ages, my daughter just dyed her hair turquoise and apparently has no idea that she's subjected herself to months of me asking if she's still feeling blue, I bet itd be nice to be as rich as my kids clearly think I am. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid?Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent.8: It's Mom. 6 pointed out a tree and asked if it was deciduous. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. Secretly bending the hose your kid is using so the water stops flowing then suggesting that the hose must be broken and encouraging them to look inside as you release the pressure and set Old Faithful off in their face makes you a dad. Kid didn't even hesitate 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid? Jan. 23, 2023, 7:30 AM PST / Source: TODAY. Wishing you all a good weekend! i have failed you. careful with that cursor son. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. It's my daughter's birthday today, so naturally she woke me up at 5 am instead of 6 am to guarantee I was the first one to wish her Happy Birthday. Apparently this was a gross miscalculation on my part, Forgot to wear a hazmat suit when cleaning out my sons backpack this morning and now I need a tetanus shot, Once I finished assembling the bookshelf my 7YO said, give your-shelf a pat on the back for a great jobNow, shes the Worlds Best Dad, My son just woke up from his nap SOBBING and I asked what was the matter and he said, still crying, I love trains.. - Parents, everywhere, I need to buy a teacher gift that says, "I'm sorry my son hit you in the face with a shoe.". Lets see if I can actually get him there on time. 25 Of The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week, Heck, Maybe Ever by Brian Here are some of the funniest tweets from parents ever. It's time to grab the beverage of your choice, shove the pile of clean laundry off your side of the bed, and settle in for a laugh with your fellow parents! I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here. 6: am i made of yolk?me:6: my friend said we come from eggs so did i come from the white or the yellow?me: ahhgo ask your father. Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddlers toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce. funny parent tweets this week 2022the hardy family acrobats 26th February 2023 / in was forest whitaker in batteries not included / by / in was forest whitaker in batteries not included / by My daughter has decided she loves giving massages, or as I like to call them, tests of moms pain tolerance. The only real parenting hack is to live close to the grandparents. #17 Wouldn't that be nice? 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Birds are chirping. My toilet is smoking. I didnt listen. Very frustrated. please send well wishes to my teenager after he endured only 15 hours of sleep he was forced to wake up at the crack of lunchtime to do 2 hours of school in his pajamas. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids. I used to think I would be a cool laid back dad then my kids left the back door open when it was 97 outside. Part of HuffPost Parenting. pic.twitter.com/hWtAjufSwa. Just watched our 5 month-old roll from front-to-back-to-front, and Im suddenly keenly aware that OMG THEYRE GOING TO START MOVING SOON AND EVERYTHING IN OUR HOUSE IS A DEATHTRAP. The worst part of leaving the grocery store is the text from your wife asking if you are still at the store as you drive away. Isnt that amazing?Also my 8 year old: I am only wearing underwear and one sock and I do not know why. Probably something gross like last time. Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. My most transferrable skill between being a surgeon and parenting a newborn is my ability to eat an entire lunch in about 45 seconds. ". Until I became a parent I had not seen another human cry cause they were not the first one to fart in the new year. You might be lucky enough to take the week off of work, but even if you get that, you must find something to keep your kids occupied. She raises her hand at the baby and the baby raises its hand too. My 12 year-old had a sleepover last night and I regret to inform you she's the "hey guys let's keep it down" kid. I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. Your kids are lying around all day, complaining that they're bored. My 5yos lunch bag came home yesterday with a bunch of noodles on it. Jessie (@mommajessiec). My son has a shirt that says, "my dad . So excited for my kids to go back to school and I especially like the part where they bring home a new illness for the next month. Youngest child: Here are the 7 pictures of me as a child. Sign up to follow me here! Raising kids isn't easy and some parents need to blow off steam. My cousin had a baby and my father is giving advice on fatherhood. At bedtime my kid told me he was as thirsty as a hippo who never ever had any water and now I need to call Milton-Bradley with a new game idea, I made broccoli and salmon with homemade sugar cookies and the baby just wanted the broccoli and salmonpaternity test coming right up. We serve 6 different types of potatoes, everyone brings their books, and we read.Genius! Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! I dont care anymore if hes singing Old McDonald in this Safeway. at what age do kids realize its gross to drink their own bath water because the answer isnt six, Getting a kid to leave a waterpark is like getting a drunk friend to leave the bar at closing time, they always have a reason to stretch it out, 9yo, after giving my husband a heartfelt handmade Father's Day card: "They made us do that for school, that wasn't my idea.". Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. My kids ask me the dumbest shit when Im driving like would you eat your arms if they were pickles? handing in my dad card. Mommy find my toy or I'm not going to be your sweet boy anymore! You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Me: Me, to my 11 yo: What do you want to do for your 12th birthday party in Feb?Her: I want a Potato Book partyMe: What's that?Her: Just something I came up with. Kids walk right past their father, come into the bathroom where Im blow drying my hair, to ask me to open the granola bar. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on . My kid just said the only thing that can make me happy this morning is chocolate in case anyone needs a new life coach. Is it leave her in the woods? ", Dentists be like, The earliest we can get you in is today at 1 or a Tuesday afternoon 6 months from now., Nothing says '80s parenting like my mom taping my bangs to my forehead to cut them in a straight line, Nothing hurts your feelings like accidentally opening the front-facing camera. Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent. The amount of family gossip they traffic to school (and their teachers) would ASTOUND you. One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 2, 2023) - Funny memes that "GET IT" and want you to too. Someone cut me off and I gave them the finger and my 7yo asked what it means so I said it means you can go ahead of me so you can guess what happened at school line up yesterday, 5: Whats for dinner? One of the main parts of being a dad or husband is just waiting in the car. A tambourine concert while you're on the toilet is one of the things you'll never be ready for. Its not like we pee our pants, wake up 40 times a night, wear our pajamas around all day and oh. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? So excited for my kids to go back to school and I especially like the part where they bring home a new illness for the next month. My sons friend came over for dinner. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. WANT. I demanded a snack then sat on the floor and cried when she gave me one, left legos randomly all over the floor and tried to flush a Barbie doll down the toilet. SANTA IS WATCHING! As a parent I really look forward to the time I get to myself, in between my childs bedtime and when I go to sleep. My daughter has an Instagram account now. Spring Break is imminent, and there's nothing you can do about it. 90% of parenting is crumb identification. Im just typing this to show my teenage daughter I trust her enough to not pay attention when she drives us but Im pretty terrified rn. 1. Yay, summer! Helping the 5yo look for her harmonica which is currently in my pocket because this aint my first rodeo. My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. Im just typing this to show my teenage daughter I trust her enough to not pay attention when she drives us but Im pretty terrified rn. ", My kid just turned 4 so I keep telling her things like: 4 year olds always clean up their toys after their done playing, and 4 year olds always eat everything on their plateso far its working but I suspect my time is limited. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. I'm getting popcorn. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying. my 7yo: wow that was a long time ago do you think shes still alive? She tries to hit the baby and it tries to hit back. I came home after all that and my oldest, known to light candles in the bathroom, talkin bout some daddy, dont be mad. Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! When I was a kid, my mom dropped me off at the mall and I had to wait until cellphones were invented and sold at the mall to text her to pick me up. My son's favorite meal is what he calls 'mommy toast' which is when I make him toast but I have to pretend it's for me and he steals it off my plate, The annoying thing about being a woman is you have to wear your makeup every day, or never. I was in the bathroom when my 5-year-old busted in there with a tambourine. 5yo: NO I DOOOOONT *tantrums harder*. There are those who say, Ill just do it later, and those who say, Ill do it now so I dont have to do it later, and they marry each other. This reminds me of the time we applied for a fancy preschool and at the info meeting one of the parents asked is it ok if my child is bilingual? pic.twitter.com/bYJs2xhK6M. Wait, why are they jumping? Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication. My 9yo very disappointed, "it's rigatoni learn your pasta." Because, you know, it was a really good box. People who don't have kids, what's it like to go an entire day without someone asking you, "What's your favorite dinosaur?". "Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. Whenever my kid is about to do something hes not supposed to he says, dont look at me, and thats how I know hes not cut out for a life of crime. My son is singing a song he made up called "Free the Nipples" because he doesn't want to wear a shirt and I don't think I'm mature enough to be a parent right now, I suffer from a form of mild cognitive impairment called "motherhood. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Sept. 17-23) "Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddler's toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce." 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