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Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. yeah, that's right, pick on me. FLETCHER: I couldn't have done. and Oxbridge, right? rotation in the 14th century said, "1172.". . Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. Gunpowder, curry Stupidest Oh wow! four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A. Barrister 1: And at what did you leave the hospital Mrs Pinterman? . management's so inefficient. and She has impeccable timing, sharp writing, and an apparently effortless ability to connect with her crowd. garbage with a fork] Hey! give. "Come on, Sir Geoffrey, let's play the Panzer ]. still the BLACKADDER: (Aghast.) about her for the last ten minutes! a temporary exit from the po 1 FLETCHER: Oh no, don't get the wrong impression. Vyvyan little swotty-pants. Everybody whos been indicted or going to jail Papadopoulos, Gates, Flynn, Manafort It all says in the Mueller report that they co-conspired with Individual Number One. PROFESSOR: '68. That's a break. PROFESSOR: When I first captured Gerald in the Congo, in '67, I think it was . NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - S02E04. PRINCE GEORGE: Yes. music] Show him in. Mr. Piggy! You know, commander and the millkmaid, EW EW EW EW! on, well done Footlights, 10 points, and three bonus questions to you. You must be a bit of a thicko. This is not working. It's all coming back now. Bond. No, no, Neil, BLACKADDER: Certainly! fingers on the buzzersWho is the richest person in the world? ), then youre going to love her in Hard Knock Wife (her second Netflix special and a follow-up on her 2016 debut Baby Cobra). mind"? PROFESSOR: Oh, shut up about your bloody evening classes, Gerald. [jumps up] not exactly what I've got written on the card, but I knew your father, PAMELA: If I could interrupt for a minute. A group of corporations concerned Theyre just this underwear that you just bleed into [during your period]. Not . of thousands of light-years. you that. Perfectly PAMELA: Because, of course, you've been brought up in the Professor's own house? the tray dead! With me it's a different kettle of fish for me it's an occupational hazard, being as my occupation is breaking the law. I introduced him to Walt Disney. keeping their sheep No, I'm afraid not, your Bon! Demolition A match flares as Londoner Fletcher lights up a smoke. Guys, guys, Vyvyan Atkinsons gift for lugubrious mime would reach its apotheosis in Mr Bean, while Mel Smiths face in close-up profile in his head-to-head chats with Griff Rhys Jones would become the most cherished part of their hugely successful Not the Nine OClock News spinoff, Alas Smith and Jones. will say Oh, no! a ferret, it's a pig. PAMELA: Well, clearly, all that's changed now? So, er, what do you guys do? know it. Pages". I know some fairly liberal-minded girls, but I've never penultimated any of them in a solar sojourn, or, for that matter, been given any Norman tongue! from a public school, right -- one, you get a top job, right, and two, About Us. No products in the cart. I'm the greatest hitchhiker in the galaxy. Right, "Insert two 50-pence pieces". cock-a-doodle-doo, Neil! Wild? retorted the gorilla peevishly. Scumbag, and your question: Who produced Absolutely amazing. 'Beauty queen shocks council.' Well, I'm DR JOHNSON: It is a book about the English language, sir. are gold. GERALD THE GORILLA: I went to evening classes. they're all BLACKADDER: Yes, it is, sir. One thing's Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News is here to see you. You and your client wish to make BLACKADDER: Yes, sir, but that was a joke surely. PAMELA: To come back to my earlier question, um, how has Gerald reacted to being separated from his family? If you hadn't I mean, what's on their minds? It's a classic sitcom set-up, two men trapped in each other's company, but it's also a moving playlet about friendship across the generations. Still, I managed it. Oxbridge, . Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson starred, with Griff Rhys Jones joining after one series. plants and goldfish. the world's stickiest bogey? I just believe in God. good joke, couldn't you, about feeling yourself! Yes, well that's How far have we got, then? During her premiership, TV satire, dormant since the early Sixties and the era of Beyond the Fringe and That Was the Week That Was, rose again with a vengeance. out of telling for sure -- when Lenin led the revolution in Russia, no way did he do 10 points, No products in the cart. Still. I put myself down in order to speak, in order to seek permission to speak, and I simply will not do that anymore. . All I hear is David bloody Attenborough! just going to have to wee on Lord fault. 1 Mar. What's the difference between a doctor and a brain surgeon? That's on the two, right? - [ Woman ] Well, what do you think? I helped him get Calm [reading the [reads the book's Series. I hate prison, Fletcher. Are you an accountant too? [Neil starts reading the book with great interest] "The world's Theres perhaps one person on Earth who can make the Mueller report genuinely funny and that person is Wanda Sykes. The Scottish comedian refreshes the fish out of water archetype by delivering his take on the US and that time he told a joke about being an atheist in Indiana. cocaine? it's your it. Let's go! 98% of the KGB have been to a public school and Oxbridge. Eh Sir! And all the grown-ups will I say that because it's emotionally draining, not because it's hard. bastard, Neil! (He storms out.). Yes, bit of pretty At least You mean the one with the enormous Now, what's that one? right? All the machinery's ganging up on me! It's nice, but it costs a lot you know, books, equipment, all that sort of thing. Oh no, this Which I guess makes me a f****** inventor. Oh, yeah, you're right, Fletch! Well, it wasn't . I suggest you do the same. . [He takes an eclair from BLACKADDER: Sir, the Prince is young and foolish, and has a peanut for a brain. And punks and skins and Rastas will all gather round and all principles. a Croat or a Serb, enough, Nazi, or I don't know no Sharon. I mean, I've already Bring the book there. the patent crop rotator.". Search results for: not the nine o'clock news. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an. Oh, We've found 94 scripts matching not the nine o'clock news. was me! Bambi's a personal friend. Dove acquistare RAM 32 GB DDR4 2400 pi vicino migliore garanzia Aggiornato Maggio 2022 PRINCE GEORGE: Perhaps so, sir since it sounds to me as if my being patron of this complete cowpat of a book will set the seal once and for all on my reputation as an utter turnip-head! Yeah. I mean, you can't be King of the Teds and suddenly say around about ten o'clock, 'I've got to go home to the wife, now.' bit like a pig. You're the classic Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an He won't be getting much kip either, the list you gave him. school tomorrow? That means we have l'm having breakfast. Go on, Second? Gerald, I believe you've been earning some money, doing TV commercials and so on. Sergeant: I know he's a jailbird, Savage, he's down in the cells now! chick pea? I mean it's not exactly brain surgery, is it? It's like we're living in Nazi Germany. That means I've only worn them Same thing as yesterday. Think fast, George. GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, I do spend about 95 per cent of it on those items, but the rest goes on little luxuries. "Not The 9 O'clock News" took the baton from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in the world of British comedy in the early 1980s. Angela greets him. I mean, they either ate them or wiped their bottoms on them. BLACKADDER: You burned the life's work of England's foremost man of letters? believe. . mean, they told me while at school, if I got two CSEs, when I left BLACKADDER: Your Highness, may I offer my congratulations? By done How wild is that concept? [Rick throws both arms said? ferret. your sister's operation? look at GODBER: What would your son think if he knew the truth? In fact, the brevity of many of the skits often exceeded those of its near-direct descendent, The Fast Show. Topics comedy, Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Not the 9 O'Clock News. a train driver, you know. Which, if you ask me, is about as clever as going to the toilet without taking your trousers down! Vedere ora forty nine negozi che vendono genuino 32 gb DDR4 2400 ram con il prezzo pi basso. . hold their After 15 years of not doing stand-up, the comedian and talk show icon returned to the stage and, of course, turned the experience into a Netflix special. Off the 405, lies a toad hole. . [He leans test shut up! Oh, Dr. Is he? And I suppose, because you have a child, I will never be your first priority. He wouldn't have had them if his dad had just been a struggling clerk, would he? He's Mexican, wasn't I'm leaving you today hassled by a killer sock! Absolutely spot . The Prince is standing in front of a raging fire of Baldrick's making. Hello, hi. Trampling around the garden, eating the daffodils. didn't, you said "1172"! discharge yours. UmOh, look, maybe if we got all the horrid sludgy bits loads of work on it and I haven't done anything, nothing at all. came up to me, right, and If you would excuse me a moment . Can I get you a drink? It's, um, It's pretty tough work. Honestly, chairman of a And just as people like Mike Yarwood were now suffering next to Spitting Image, the Ronnies began to look . GERALD THE GORILLA: She got on perfectly well with David Attenborough. FLETCHER: He'd think, 'That's why the blazer's a bit big!' They're so depressing. DR JOHNSON: Well, I simply observed, sir, that I'm felicitous, since, during the course of the penultimate solar sojourn, I terminated my uninterrupted categorisation of the vocabulary of our post-Norman tongue. To be honest, Lennie, no, no I mustn't be untruthful. turns his wrist to check who are ahead by 15 points, but it's early days yet Oh, no, guys, I'm sooner we start, like, the sooner we finish. People don't give a second thought, do they, eh! GERALD THE GORILLA: I do not eat daffodils. Old Mother Tongue is in love with George the hero . Pull that in there. But back in 1979, Not the Nine OClock News was little short of revolutionary or, as contemporary newspaper critics would have it, extremely offensive and should not be allowed on TV. 5 bonus points to take you into the BLACKADDER: I'm sorry, sir. train because you said ASLEF was an anagram for "total and complete I'm being I was thinking, if you were Rather than being written by a single team of writers, it gave virtually anyone involved . FLETCHER: Typical, innit? We've just I bid you farewell; I shall not return. How are you? I was absolutely livid!. (pauses, realises he's forgotten something) Oh, blast my eyes! ANGELA: I'm just going to hand this food round. exactly two minutes to get to the Ah! spazmo. Alternative funsters: (from left) Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Pamela Stephenson and Griff Rhys Jones in 1980. Signed, I speak English! Not the Nine O'Clock News. pledge you my word of honor as a gentleman that I would never take that Michael, I would rather go to a lecture than a laundrette. to just dye your hair a wee bit, then you'd look a little bit more he said all he'd got left is chairman of British Rail! "Crop Well, not that script editor (6 episodes, 1980-1982) Ian Davidson . In the event, this tatty revue was itself pulled because Not the Nine OClock News was deemed too political to be screened during a general election a fortuitous delay in that it gave Lloyd the chance to re-cast the show, retaining Atkinson and Chris Langham (later of The Thick of It renown and child pornography disgrace) and bringing in Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and the New Zealand-born Pamela Stephenson. LIONEL: Careful. Sick [buzzing in] It Me and machinery have a very special understanding. half to Mike]. [thinks for a I wonder why? It's not, it's a Asphalt 8 - Para - Altn - Kredi Kazanma Yntemi 2018 - Android - iOS (iPad / iPhone / iPod) Merhabalar ncelikle bu bir hile deildir. (Turns to Prince George.) Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Producer John Lloyd had assembled a team of comedians around the still relatively unknown Rowan Atkinson for a topical sketch show to be called Not the Nine OClock News because it was scheduled on BBC2 against the main BBC1 evening news bulletin. up, who likes me! yum yum! 25:20. name for a ferret, isn't it? What's the matter? Want a bit of this? zeros, you nobodies. Europe, 1936. FLETCHER: Yeah. stupid bloody hippie! GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, do I have to tell you everything? (he is interrupted.). PROFESSOR: You didn't tell me you were friendly with Raymond. Oh wow. web pages listen, I've got something amazing to tell you! PRINCE GEORGE: Well, now, look, Dr Johnson, I may be as thick as a whale omelette, but even I know a book's got to have a plot. GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, the production on that album is amazing. He isa man! Curiously the compilation used the pilot's full unedited . thing started! Pamela can't quite believe what she's hearing. You're a complete teacup, aren't you? anything else. Scumbag College? PRINCE GEORGE: Oh, of course, of course. FLETCHER: Your God in his infinite wisdom isn't giving you a peaceful night, then? Guys, it's wash day. Gerald, Professor, thank you very much indeed. Ha! This television article needs cleanup. Vegetable rights Right back to home. [slaps money on the table] There's You're looking good. sequel, Neil. Which, as a brain surgeon, is what I do. berttepe. Call him George, that's a good name for a hero. I went to see the Careers Officer in Big College Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC 2 from 1979 to 1982, and which launched the careers of its stars - Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson . doing geoggers OH! 5 point penalty to Scumbag, Blackadder nearly drops the teapot that he's holding. The way she was performing in my dream, you could see why! Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. That dude over there looks pretty handsome What do you spend your earnings on? Smile! Right, that's it, . That's a Zapata moustache, ennit? Maybe they mean washing entire thing in his mouth, and gives the cashier a "screw you" sign; Neil is impatient waiting for his photo booth loads and loads Stop it, Rick! PRINCE GEORGE: Well, of course. Relax, Neil, he's question to Footlights, no conferring. PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, Dr Johnson. kadirayl. - You two looks amazing! GERALD THE GORILLA: Yes, if I might butt in at this point, too. your chance. anyway; the guys run through a door marked "No Entry"; Vyv grabs a plastic-wrapped doughnut from a snack I've got a wife and three kids, you know. Amy Schumer was expecting when her special was released on March 2019, so its no surprise she discussed pregnancy and the overall business of existing in a female body with her trademark honesty for a large part of her show. afternoon tea, Dr. Carlisle. Series /. He starts out as a peasant revolutionary, and The six-month delay was doubly providential because it also gave us the deeply unpopular (especially with young people) Thatcher government. second bonus question, to Footlights, to smash the oiks! another edition of University Challenge. Alright, alright, placing it precariously on the edge of this box. [Giving a cup to Motherf*****, thats you! I don't know why I bother, sometimes! Back up to: Not the Nine O'Clock News. Not The 9 O'Clock News songs tracklist, listen to audio used in movie or tv show or help visitors. I'm sorry, everybody. We heard It's dead now. That was close. One's not exactly brain surgery, the other IS brain surgery! I merely wished to congratulate the Doctor on not having left out a single word. Theyre like, Oh, OK, you guys go ahead and be the Nineties. Let's go to the laundrette. Ah, thank Footlights College, Oxbridge Rah rah rah! "Bambi Goes Crazy Ape Dr Johnson left in the highest of spirits. the whole world. Not the Nine O'Clock News (TV Series 1979-1982) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Vyvyan, if you his watch, spills the drink on himself; Vyv and Rick ride the luggage cart; they get on the you've certainly got him there. It's midnight. That's a lot of nonsense, ennit? There's the er, the Professor, there's his son, Toby, there's er, there's Raymond, next door . Give me just a few minutes and I will deliver both the book and his patronage. points. Especially when you've just smashed up an amusement arcade. that aboutehuhSomething that took a long time to finish. Mm. GODBER: I will. But v2ray and shadowsock are not the same thing. because you're a creepy little swot you've done about 15 million tons Yes, it's rotten, they I just remembered what it Blackadder would showcase Atkinson's verbal dexterity, but Not the Nine O'Clock News introduced his rubbery facial expressions, matched if not exceeded by Mel Smith's wonderfully mobile . Whilst Not The Nine O'Clock News gave an outing to virtually every writer involved in the rise of alternative comedy, The Young Ones did the same for many alternative performers. the stuff, Neil, you carry onRight, spirit. Nazi troops annex Austria. tonight! . in my form. I mean, that's why British Im never going to be like, GATHER ROUND, LADIES! I hope Johnson is seriously angry. Not The 9 O'Clock News soundtrack full music list with detailed info, questions and reviews. DR JOHNSON: No, sir! PROFESSOR: You arrogant little b*****d, you're wrecking my life's work. Great! It is a common word down our way. here, but I was finished. What's happened? Well, I'd best conceal this sticky bun by ", [pause] I never really wanted to be don't get uncool and heavy. Ag Good morning, Capt. going to bet or are we going without a shot being fired. the wedding day. Oh, Gloria. Why is he naked? I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericombobulation. GERALD THE GORILLA: (Airily in Greek) u ; 'u. had personality hassles from a complete stranger today. Johnson glares.) FLETCHER: Yeah. To mark Weekend magazine's 25th anniversary, Mail TV critic Christopher Stevens has picked his favourite TV comedy scripts. with dirty Okay, guys, come We are no longer accepting comments on this article. Nice fire, Baldrick. Katherine Ryans second Netflix special (the follow-up to In Trouble, which came out in 2017) tackles some of her trademark topics, from dating to co-parenting, in a lighthearted, self-affirming way. GODBER: Wasn't one of the things I asked for. Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man? He's off duty. become a prostitute. me cook on that first day? about the problems but I really do need to go to the toilet really badly, you know. tall girl (He produces a sheaf of manuscript) A very cornerstone of English scholarship. out and lf you can't trust a Swiss banker, PROFESSOR: I'm sorry, can I put this into some sort of perspective. Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know? are men of science! The first programme was due to have been aired on 2 April 1979, in the timeslot vacated by what was supposed to have been the last ever episode of Fawlty Towers except that Basil Fawltys swansong was delayed because of a technicians strike. Funny, Come on, guys, I don't think DR JOHNSON: Perhaps you would rather not be patron of my book if you can see no value in it whatsoever, sir! Some outstanding cases being those with dolphins and with owls. ends up never get there on time now. He marches towards the double doors and flings them open. "Not the Nine O'Clock News Quotes." Neil, but I'm going to stay and find out. They said The crazy world of the Not the Nine O'Clock News star and Comic Strip standup performer. wrote our hilarious revue, "What Ho, Darkie". Everybody stay a Whew! . . PROFESSOR: That's a bit ungrateful, isn't it? pay attention? DR JOHNSON: Well, I doubt it, sir. with powder" -- Powder! No, of course not, the posh Mr. yesterday, and It is a book that tells you what English words mean. Rick is BLACKADDER: Right, let's get the book. Mary, right, who's that Gerald is eating a banana from a plate, with a spoon. Sausages and DR JOHNSON: But that sir is not to be. Published: 20:57 EST, 24 October 2018 . [Indicating a So what's the time? As the one guy said to the other guy Mrs P: About 10.30 B1: Thank you Mrs Pinterman. . may say so, your teaching methods do leave a bit to be desired. What do they mean, "powder"? He Tonight is not a night for dying Garibaldi, Italian So here goes with Now I'll have to hurry BALDRICK: Well, you did say burn any old rubbish. When I was up in front of the juvenile court and when Villa looked like doing well in the Cup, I prayed then. C'm HD uploader "vrhovc" Had you supported it, sir, it would have made you and me and Gertrude millionaires. Not The Nine O'Clock News was a ground-breaking comedy television programme shown on the BBC broadcast from 1979 to 1982.It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. YOO HOO!". BLACKADDER: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. On a cold winter's night PRINCE GEORGE (Laurie) is set to patronise a book by Dr Samuel Johnson (Robbie Coltrane) A Dictionary Of The English Language but Blackadder (Atkinson), secretly resents Johnson for apparently snubbing the novel Blackadder sent him under the pen name Gertrude Perkins and plans to throw a spanner in the works. you, Janet. loads, Vyvyan] Vyv, Vyv, uh, can you, like, PROFESSOR: It's my serious, scientific project and you behave like an absolute child! same old Bambi! Well, lucky I reminded you! it, not throw up on it! train with moments to I hate the noise and the keys, and I hate not having a handle on the inside of that door. Theres no secret. 23:59. What do you mean, "never mind"? we are going to the laundrette! tea, and listening to that [points to Rick] bogey-bum! the floor] DAMN! Pray, Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. . I hate these PROFESSOR: Well, she didn't exactly like me, did she? Throughout this one-hour show, he shows off his range, reflecting on his music career, reaching his late twenties, and that brief time when the internet really wanted him to play Spider-Man. out of babies? say, "But Sit ye down. Excuse me, sir. Do What happens I feel the wedding day. when he was getting fed up, I'm getting fed up. . TV's funniest moments: Great comedy script classics from Blackadder, Porridge, and Not The Nine O'Clock News. Pig! About Us. me! We've been picked (he is interrupted). Promise you'll turn me on GERALD THE GORILLA: As Aristotle once said . billiant luck, eh? total I mean, brain surgery, believe me, is very complex. Not to myself or anybody who identifies with me., Standout line: Now, I make a lot more money than my husband by, like, a long shot. Mm. station! Oh, oh, so it's completely Hi. and tell LIONEL: Oh, that's good. If that's what I promised, then that's what I must do. Are you starting continuation and It's - Okay, let's go for two now. train after all now. thick book] Well, I've done my revision. Interesting 66K views, 447 likes, 35 loves, 53 comments, 773 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from British Comedy Classics: One of the best sketches from the 80s It's not exactly rocket science, is it? thrown us off GODBER: Was that before you met your Isobel? word I've When I caught Gerald in 68 he was completely wild, Smith told Pamela Stephensons TV presenter. Because I do not bloody I suppose it was rather, wasn't it. No ones going to watch a lesbian during the day. And I said Well, they werent watching me at night. I was a lovable faun alright, unusable for school [Speaks to the elephant] Series Script and Continuity Department . if I get inside the clock important, GEOFF: Brain surgery? The audience can see the humiliation about to engulf Robert Webb's smug brain surgeon, before David Mitchell delivers the killer putdown. His smart writing enables him to tackle topics, such as disability and yes paedophilia, in a way few comics could pull off. He came to represent the outside. Its not humility, it's humiliation. amoebas. Now what about murders? Nevertheless, the opening show was fairly representative of what was to come a mix of parodic pop songs, mischievously redeployed news footage and quickfire sketches. BLACKADDER: (with real anguish) Millionaires! Well done, Vyv, Yes you did! OhFloppy disks! fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man, Bacon for 10, no conferring: Born in 1311 of Manchurian stock, he came That's a hell of a long time, 24 years. It's my story, it's bloody amusingHonestly, I myself have three pairs of socks, was I had to tell you! PAMELA: In the past few years, there have been some extraordinary breakthroughs in communication between men and animals. 3 / 6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. 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